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now, let's hear yours at the only online forum with a direct line to stephanie miller. >>the only thing that can save america now: current television. >>join the debate now. [ music ] ♪ and if you threw a party,
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invited everyone you knew ♪ ♪ well you would see the biggest gift would be from -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ -- and the card attached would say, thank you for being a friend ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 24 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. karl frisch from bullfight strategies. oh, there he is. look alive. heads up everybody. continuing right-wing world. i want to snuggle with this sound bite. steve doocy. >> main stream media is going to talk down romney's chance of winning. they are going to show mr. obama way up in the polls, so republicans go why even bother voting. >> stephanie: there we go again. reporting the actual polls, karl. >> did you assume for a minute that you could use numbers
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without being accused of being a liberal, and this is what the republicans are doing. for the last couple of weeks it has been, look, the polls are really tight. and for a while they had a point there, the national polls were really tight. but we don't elect our president by the national polls. it is through the electoral college. >> stephanie: yeah. and the other number he apparently didn't want to mention is the fox news poll. which shows obama way ahead. >> that's where things get inconvenient. >> stephanie: yeah. he is at the point where he is approaching double digits in florida, ohio and virginia and the calculus said -- calculus
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from my right-wing friends is an advanced form of math -- the calculus said if romney didn't win florida he could not come up with the electorates to win at all. and now not only is he losing florida, but he is losing ohio and virginia, and most of the other swing states as well. >> stephanie: pennsylvania. >> yeah, this could be the first election since the '70s that one of the parties ticket did not win any of their home states and mitt romney has two. >> stephanie: apparently the treese and the polls not the right height in michigan or anywhere. newt gingrich >> romney campaign has yet to find a way of explaining itself and laying out the difference between romney and obama. and i think that's a problem. they seem to have this overly methodical model where they keep
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saying the same thing, and the world is too fluid arsophisticated for that. >> stephanie: somebody needs to reboot the rom-bot. >> i love hearing newt gingrich giving advise on how to run a campaign for mitt romney. i'm surprised he didn't pause of the word model. and think, ummm models. >> stephanie: [ inaudible ]. >> a two-word axiom we ought to emblazen on everything we have. liberalism kills whether it's in a family, university, education, whether it's in government and especially in denomination liberalism kills. >> stephanie: well. that's a simple line. there's one theme to that radio show there. >> this guy is basically a
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crypto historian. he believe that jesus personally concurred america and then wrote the constitution. >> stephanie: yikes. >> but if anybody wants to know how demeanted this guy called "liars for jesus." >> stephanie: what is a wall builder? >> because they are building the wall of jerricho or something. >> stephanie: oh. >> the only reason that -- listen up jews right wingers love you because they think you are about to be eliminated by the second coming of christ. >> stephanie: karl frisch can you hang on? >> sure. >> stephanie: all right. two more skoshes of right-wing
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world next on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ to some degree won the spin cycle in the last wisconsin election. i heard rush limbaugh, oh, they're asking the unions to give up a little bit. they already agreed. that's not what this is about. (vo) jennifer granholm ... >>for every discouraged voter, there are ten angry ones taking action. trickle down does not work. in romney's world, cars get the elevator and the workers get the shaft. that is a whole bunch of bunk. the powerful may steal an election, but they can't steal democracy.
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[ ♪ music ♪ ] >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> there is enough tuna in here to last me two weeks. but where will i pee? oh, i'll just go in the empty bottle. >> more merlot. >> stephanie: yum. yum. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 34 minutes after the hour. karl frisch from bullfight strategies we have held him through the break because he is so good.
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>> now he is in the c-block. >> stephanie: karl they are putting us in testimony prime time to do a debate coverage. and chris is like i have never done a real tv show before. and i'm like just stick with me. >> tv chris are this new technology for the people. >> i know. >> will it be like mystery science theater 2000. >> stephanie: no it's before the bait. >> chris only has to half of that. so you will be able to do the makeup chris. all right. >> stephanie: bill cow went. >> this administration is not behind israel as much as they would like you to believe. >> jews aren't close enough to
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israel. okay. >> stephanie: wow, you are not jewy enough, apparently. >> i get the fact that right-wingers like cohan like to think we're going to invade iran. i would like to know how we are going to envied the what they call the soviet union. >> stephanie: yeah we have to get our number one geopolitical foes, anyone from the rocky movies. >> exactly. [ inaudible ] iran came from overthrowing muslovit -- >> are you apologizing for america again or explaining what is happening in the middle east?
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>> stephanie: eric bolling on the five. >> is there any question between now and 42 days from now that there will be something that is returned? let's make sure it is done for the right reasons, not just for a -- you know a campaign event. >> stephanie: is there ever a wrong reason to go to war? >> eric bolling got really upset yesterday when he thought for a moment that mitt romney had earned the nickname the stench from paul ryan. his nickname around fox news is the stench. and whenever i listen to him, i think he has been smoking out of too many bowlings. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: see what you did there. how many campaign-enning moments has romney had.
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after the middle east comment. and you are like that is the moment. then the 47% comment. and then there was the -- >> oh, sweet jesus. >> yeah. he admitted on the stump this week -- and this was something that was funny watching because you had paul ryan standing behind him and he looked like he heard his child yell a curse word in a crowded theater when he said that obama had never raised taxes. it doesn't matter if we gets more personal. people don't like him. >> stephanie: yeah paul ryan has a new plan the plan to return to the private sector. >> recalibrate the phony emotion chip in mitt's -- >> stephanie: yeah exactly.
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karl frisch delightful stuff at bullfight strategies this week. >> thank you very much. >> stephanie: have a good week. [ applause ] >> he is trying to sound like he is emotional, his voice goes into this sort of range, and i feel deeply i'm told. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: many of us were very concerned about the plane incident with ann. you mean you weren't concerned about your wife -- something that approximated a human emotion. >> i'm told i am very concerned. >> stephanie: the wife unit appeared to be -- >> stop it. >> ann romney: stop it. >> stephanie: we just finished the right-wing world. rocky mountain mike has given us a tribute to all of our right-wing callers. ♪ ♪ i've been listening to your
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show, since i first sat on my remote ♪ ♪ i'm a small business owner to likes to listen to both sides ♪ ♪ i have got some lame half-baked opinion, like obama is a kenyan ♪ ♪ and a list of fox news talking points to get through ♪ ♪ like a right-wing pro boy, talk out my ass about subjects i don't even know ♪ ♪ and talking up on your phone ♪ ♪ like a right-wing troll boy ♪ ♪ seeking up the airwaves on tv
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and radio ♪ ♪ right-wing troll boy ♪ [ applause ] >> stephanie: rocky mountain mike. >> that's awesome. >> stephanie: jerry writes do you want the guy who decides to open the windows in a jet to answer the call at 4:00 am in the morning. >> oh, god know. [ applause ] >> stephanie: we need some air in here. dave in ohio you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, dave. >> caller: hey, how are you doing? i have been trying to get ahold of you for a month. i was flipping through my tv and i seen your show and got the biggest kick out of it. i'm from ohio where boehner is from. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: that's where i'm from. i'm about ten miles from him, and that's still not far enough yet, but i listen to his crap and the republicans are trying to run over the top of us.
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he is so dumb -- you know how he got in there, he got to going door-to-door with jehovah witness. >> stephanie: all right. >> caller: and now romney is going to do the same thing. romney has more bodyguards than the president does just to fight off of those hecklers. >> stephanie: yeah, the headline is slipping in polls, romney assures voters, i care. >> message, i care. >> stephanie: he can't even phrase things like a human. >> oh sweet jesus! >> i'm told i care very deeply. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: here it is mitt romney declared wednesday i care about the people of america. >> oh, yes, especially those 47%. i care more than i do about the other 53. [ mocking laughter ] >> i -- i care a lot, so i'm
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told. >> stephanie: kevin in olympia, washington. welcome. >> caller: hello steph? >> stephanie: yes, hi. >> caller: glad to talk to you. i wanted to make a comment about romney's chinese jobs program. he admitted he invested in a factory that pleaed 20,000 women and it was surrounded by a barbed wire. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: i can't believe he was naive to believe that the wall and wire was to keep the masses of workers out. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: these are the same factories that are now putting up suicide maps. >> stephanie: yes. i have heard this -- >> suicide maps. that's marvellous. >> i'm working three jobs.
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>> stephanie: fantastic. that's great. >> suicide nets keep you from losing workers. >> that's marvellous. >> stephanie: john in georgia welcome. >> caller: hi, steph. i am so glad to be on with you. >> stephanie: thank ya. >> caller: i was listening to the guy who talked about how everything would be so much better if the congress -- if republicans had gotten out of the way. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: and the guy who said they wanted to make him a one-term president. that was their agenda. >> stephanie: yep, mitch mcconnell. >> caller: it seems to me they should be charged with treason. >> stephanie: i would -- well i would just vote them out. how about that. >> yeah. >> vote them out. firing squad. hum. [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪]
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>> stephanie: it is treason, he is right. >> extra treason berries. >> stephanie: yeah. oh, sweet jesus! >> stephanie: he literally dropped his head in his hands. >> yeah he was saying that with his head in his hands. >> oh, sweet jesus. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. a little something extra for morning joe these days. >> another thing about romney -- hum. >> baileys is quite tasty in the morning. >> it's not just for breakfast anymore. >> stephanie: don't i know it. 45 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: kid tested john connier's approved. it is the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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are they contagious? i don't think so. [ male announcer ] contract the rainbow! taste the rainbow! >>i jump out of my skin at people when i'm upset. they're doing this this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>that's an [ ♪ music ♪ ]
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ i've got the power ♪ >> more of that early '90s rap for you, steph. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." 50 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. i love that it our right-wing callers get twitter accounts instantly. road flair mary is an instant success. she is a right-wing caller we think she smokes road flairs and she has a zinger last week
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when she told me to smoke by dildo. >> yes, she has a twitter feed, and she tweeted you, and she said you think you are so lawdy da with your swimming pool parties, parties. i ought to slept up to seattle to heckle you. i'll get you and your little show too, if i can still fit in a car. [ applause ] >> wow! >> stephanie: there are lots of people impersonating her online. >> i live on nicotine and
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schnapps. >> stephanie: the "stephanie miller show" has no information if mary lives on nicotine and schnapps. it's the right wing shows that use callers -- that's real. >> she tweeted me too, if obama wins, and he ain't, i'll roller blade naked down lake shore drive and do a handstand on navy pier. i do that most mondays. >> how come we're giving her a new york accident. >> i don't know. >> and another thing, don't get me started on the jews. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: you are correct, i'm guessing that mary has some thoughts on some other groups besides the black. there is a picture of her son on
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the wall with a mug shot. >> yeah, and it says sonny. and he has googly eyes. >> it's my nightmare, black jew homos. it's my nightmare. >> stephanie: all right. karen in virginia. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: so i'm also thinking she spitballed that dildo line with a bunch of tea party friends. do you think about this [ gasping ] >> stephanie: i can't even get through it. [ coughing ] [ gasping ] >> stephanie: they are like, mary calm down, we can't hear what you are saying. karen from virginia. >> caller: good morning. i think we should take up a collection and buy her a dildo. >> stephanie: yeah. i think she is more sorely in need of one that i am. go ahead. >> caller: i'm the official home
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school mom in virginia of the "stephanie miller show." [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> caller: down ballot counts. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: we have got to get cantor's snobby little butt out of there. can we send them to the moon with gingrich. >> stephanie: yeah there you go. poor mittens. paul ryan has that look where i'm not sure if mitt -- every time he is behind him he is like [ farting sounds ] >> stephanie: oh, what did you say. mittens said not to expect a huge cut in taxes. noting he is also going to get rid of deductions and exemptions. he promises to cut taxes for the middle class and small business. >> romney: don't be expecting a huge cut in taxes because i'm also going to lower deductions
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and exemptions and by bringing the rates down we'll be able to hire more small businesses so they can hire more people. >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: isn't that wonderful, eddie. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: how ohio began to slip ahead from romney the headlines. as people have said over and over no republican has ever won the white house without ohio. with each recent poll ohio has begun look less like a swing state and more like a road map back to the private sector for romney. each of the polls have shown romney with a four-point deficit. the reasons why romney has lagged behind -- well it starts with mitt romney -- but they are saying specifically in ohio the auto rescue.
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a survey from [ inaudible ] in june also show that bain centrics attacks were carrying more weight in ohio than other states. and combined with that having a governor that was an idiot. and of course the -- [overlapping speakers] >> stephanie: because of the president's auto rescue not because of john kasick. [ mumbling ] >> stephanie: they made a run at it, but it seems like their play book was to rely on the super pacs. like early voting, it looks like the obama camp way ahead of the game. >> and early starts in what five days in ohio something like that? >> stephanie: election day starts now in some critical
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swing states. >> so when mitt loses will he move to the cayman's or switzerland. >> stephanie: so many vacations to find, who can say. let's go to shawn in michigan. hi shawn. >> caller: howdy. have you seen that glenn beck has his own tv channel. >> stephanie: yes, i heard about that. >> caller: who would be insane enough to give him his own channel. that has to be like fox news without the integrity or fact checking. >> stephanie: yeah. where is his channel? it is operating yet? >> wasn't it on a satellite delivery service -- >> stephanie: i could probably get one of those. >> i know it's on the nest. >> stephanie: don in ohio go ahead. >> caller: hi, we sure enjoyed
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your show here in columbus. >> stephanie: oh thank you. >> caller: i am a canvasser here. and i was just wanting to let you know that there is another big lie that the republicans are putting out. >> stephanie: what? >> caller: oh yeah the obamacare they won't quit on that. >> stephanie: don, i think they are lost that battle too. i'm reading this poll 7 in 10 americans think obamacare is here to stay. they don't think it is going to be repealed and by the by 63% of respondents were also in favor of the state insurance exchange in case romney wins. 58 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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good to know. they're the ones destroying the private sector. i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." [♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello, current tv world. here we go hour fast ball two. dave mudcat suanders coming up on the next. jacki schechner, nearly 70% of americans think obamacare is here to stay. but here is the part. many people still hold misconceptions about what obamacare does with just 14%
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correctly identifying the provisions. so that's our job now, right? >> yes. >> stephanie: and my answer is jacki schechner. whenever i have a dispute -- >> she helps. >> stephanie: yeah, and she knows how to do stuff in like red ink. >> does she put those little post its with those little arrows on it. >> stephanie: right. she is our soul weapon. and she does news too. >> wow! >> stephanie: it's a shame about her looks. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: here she is jacki schechner in the current news >> good morning, everyone. the new ad [ inaudible ] according to greg sergeant at the "washington post" it will be the only ad that voters in those states see with the exception of florida where the campaign will still run some spanish language
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ads. they are trying to mitigate romney dismissing 47% of the country, and the ad will not let that go. they spliced it with former remarks by the candidate. >> romney: president obama and i both care about poor and middle class families. i'm not concerned about the very poor. my policies will make things better for them. i'm not worried about those people. >> very clever strategy. nbc news reports the romney team has about $48 million advantage, but the president has a different kind of advantage, he has more money in his campaign coughers, which means he has more say in where that money is
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spent. the "washington post" uses ohio as an example. right before the election the president will spend $125 while a conservative super pac will send $900. dig difference. visit for a free rate quote.
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(vo) always outspoken, now unleashed. joy behar. >> on my next show, actress, activist, and flyest of the fly girls, rosie perez, generates so much heat, al gore will have to look into it. [ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: it's your job to make everything in my life dirty and wrong. >> what? >> stephanie: mockers that's what you are. >> i'm a mocker and i'm also a
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rock and rollers. >> stephanie: so what if i talk to jacki like i'm in eighth grade. >> all right. >> any who this hour of the "stephanie miller show" is brought to you by impersonating british police uniforms. [ applause ] >> stephanie: very good impression of the guy that owns the show -- >> okay. >> stephanie: okay. do we not like making money. are we allowed to say what i was asked to promote yesterday -- >> we can allude it to i think -- >> stephanie: in answer to the question, will i promote anything, the answer is no. >> astro glide, fine but --
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>> stephanie: it's a product that is designed to mask certain smells -- >> the taste -- >> it is taste or smell -- >> of pleasuring your man. >> stephanie: oh, sweet jesus. >> oh, sweet jesus! >> you, asked to promote a product that did that. >> stephanie: who better. >> we -- we had to say no. >> stephanie: yes, i said -- perhaps i'm not this person. okay. look it's an unsolicited testimonial to me. linda in minneapolis steph i tried to go for a whole year without the pod subscription and it can not be done. i caved and just rescribed when the "stephanie miller show" gets under your skin, lay back and enjoy it. resistance is futile. >> sometimes you just have to lay back and enjoy the ride.
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>> stephanie: that's right. [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you linda. and there is no bad after taste. >> okay. moving on -- >> just let that lie. >> stephanie: wait i have another unsolicited testimonial. jody in brick, new jersey. >> okay. >> stephanie: baby steph the laughter and sanity you have giving me over the last few months, has been a god send. thank you. but i may have gone to my grave never having heard jim ward do his -- >> stephanie: this is like the romney campaign. >> oh sweet jesus. >> stephanie: train wreck. i would have never heard jim ward do his turtle mitch mcconnell voice.
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>> i assume the president was eating lettuce at the time. >> stephanie: yes. i think about how i would have missed rocky mountain mike especially skeeter. >> nazi socialist liberal. >> stephanie: i cringe when i think about road flair mary, and roland's balls. i have vip seats for the beacon. i feel like a six year old on christmas eve unable to sleep out of sheer anticipation. thank you al gore and thing you sexy liberal this saturday! and ladies and gentlemen -- ♪ it's schechner again ♪
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>> stephanie: so i was saying like i put on the panel -- shut up! >> good morning. >> we got an earful of the way she talks to you on the phone. >> oh, my god oh my god, oh my god -- >> stephanie: i hate them. jacki i'm not -- >> my god -- hah, hah, hah. >> that's exactly what you said. >> she does sound like that, but i give it right back. >> stephanie: i hope your spleen explodes. [ explosion ] >> stephanie: i don't know why i picked that organ -- >> it's a funny organ. >> ow my spleen! >> stephanie: jacki this new poll seven in ten americans think the affordable care act are here is here to stay.
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>> yeah, it's a silly thing to do because if they can't prove by january 13th that they can get something in place and running by 2014 the national government just takes it over, so their state is not going to have an exchange it will be a federally controlled exchange. so it's stubborn and then it's kind of stupid at the same time. >> stephanie: we were saying the big challenge is only 14% of the poll really correctly identified things. and, you know, i was -- laughing but literally i got a right-wing letter and jacki went through okay. polititfact, lie of the year. >> yeah, people just aren't paying attention -- >> say what? >> you are like every other man in my life jim. the people aren't paying at
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attention and they are determined to hate without knowing what is in it and it doesn't let them keep an open mind and be positive about what the possibilities are, and that's so frustrating, we can say the insurance companies have been hurting us and have been bad for our health for years and now we have an opportunity to put our health above their financial -- what they make a financial priority right our health above their profits, and that's not a bad thing, and it's about taking control back from the insurance companies. >> stephanie: exactly. jacki schechner has a great feature on called "you're not helping." >> stephanie: and we mentioned madonna was not helping. would you like to elaborate. >> yeah, i'm still waiting to approve it --
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>> stephanie: i'm very dictator dictatorial like this. >> yes, madonna went on stage and talked about how much she loved obama and then called him a black muslim. >> stephanie: she said she was being deliberately ironic. >> that's fine. and there are ways to convey that you are joking. and those clues were not there. >> stephanie: maybe she could donate that particular thing toed a atlantis moreset as something else that is ironic.
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>> a black muslim fly in your chardonnay. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: here is what she said it's so amazing and incredit the only think we have a black president in the white house, he with have black muslim in the white house. >> yeah, you are allowed to be passionate especially in dc. so she was speaking -- i can say that because i lived there for six years, but you think l.a. is a company town -- >> stephanie: yeah. >> yeah it's just not helpful. but i will say that i am a big madonna fan. i respect her. i think she has done an incredible job over the years at managing to stay fresh and relevant, so i don't knock madonna -- >> stephanie: i am a big fan
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because like me she is a big bumper. [ belching ] >> stephanie: i have had that sound bite since like 1986. >> is that the oldest thing in your box? >> stephanie: i beg your pardon. >> wow! >> stephanie: oh my god you have become a mook. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: she is showing off for the boys now. >> little flirty for the boys. >> stephanie: she also ripped her clothes off and had obama written on -- >> that is an amazing shape for 54. >> madonna is like all vain. >> yeah it's not necessarily everybody's body type. but she has definitely kept it together. >> stephanie: sure. sure.
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>> okay. i'm trying to be nice. >> stephanie: she has better abs than paul ryan and that's the important thing. >> well, she should run for vice president, because clearly that's all you need. >> stephanie: exactly. jacki schechner i do not -- i do talk to you in an eighth grade way off of the air, but it's because we're bffs, right. >> more annoying than that is our right before bed sleepy voice. >> stephanie: we were doing face time with jacki and we were both on vacations, and we both sounded like pebbles. >> yeah, it's horrible. >> you talk before bed? >> stephanie: not every night! roleland is my shared gay, and she was going to share him. >> that's like bob and carol and
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ted and alice over there. >> stephanie: we are a truple. >> there are balls apparently -- >> i have not seen them for the record! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. jacki schechner thank you, honey. >> good-bye guys. >> oh, god! [ mumbling ] >> stephanie: oh, come on. everybody has like a pet voice. people have a professional voice, come on. max and fred are watching now. hi, max and fred. okay. 18 minutes after the hour. >> oooooooooh. >> stephanie: you are putting your head in your hand -- >> oh, sweet jesus. >> oh, sweet jesus! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: okay. 18 minutes after the hour. oh, heavens, you know kids clearly i'm a little scattered, and if i hadn't remembered to
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back everything up in my computer i would be out of luck. that's why we have carbonite. backs up all of your files continually. carbonite always working, unlike you lazy slackers. >> yes, because jim and i only work three hours a day. >> stephanie: that's right. >> and then go home and play solitaire. >> stephanie: that's right. and carbonite never lets me down or insults me. [ cartoon voice ] >> stephanie: stop immating my girlfriend jody foster, who i am dating according to twitter. >> yes. >> stephanie: you can get it for only $59 a year, and it works all the time. it also has plans and will back
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up all of your computers for one flat fee. go to and type in the offer code stephanie. i have my road flair mary voice in the day and then by nighttime, i'm like blah blah blah blah. >> that laughter sounds like the result of misbehavior. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ election but they cannot steal democracy.
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ i hear the secrets that you keep, when you are talking in your sleep ♪ >> stephanie: sorry. 24 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. >> oh sweet jesus! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: gene in minneapolis, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, jean. >> caller: good morning, steph. i saw a video clip that david
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corn dug up of mitt romney saying the mission of bain capital is to harvest profits from companies. >> >> stephanie: oh, like organs. >> caller: yeah, and i sweeted the link to you. because i thought there are some clips in here that stephanie might want to play. >> stephanie: yes. thank you. mitt romney. >> romney: talk is cheap, you can be extraordinarily eloquent and describe all of the wonderful things you can do, but when you cut through the words, you can look at the record, and when you see policies that have not created the jobs that america needs, then you know it's time to choose a new leader. >> stephanie: or you can see someone who has created 4.6 private sector jobs -- >> and saved the country from the worst recession since 1929. >> stephanie: yes. so you can look at the record. >> i'm very concerned about the fact that he just talks good. >> stephanie: and i don't talk more good. >> and i'm concerned because i'm affecting the emotion in my
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voice, or so i'm told. >> stephanie: message i care. kevin in dc. hi, kevin. >> caller: good morning, lovely stephanie. i wanted to wish you a happy birthday. if i was there in the studio, i would give you some birthday love that you needed. >> stephanie: trust me i have been a very, very naughty girl. [ laughter ] >> caller: in the right-wing rag, "the washington examiner" yesterday, there were several right-wingers who whine about the alleged unfair coverage this the main stream media is making it romney look bad. >> stephanie: yeah it's awful.
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>> caller: the fox noise poll shows him up people. what are you talking about? >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: you -- for a strange reason on purpose, there were these people so i just sometimes need you to be my conduit, why do documental seeable facts, don't penetrate these people. >> stephanie: yes. [ inaudible ] in sauce lito and julie from seattle are coming to seattle. and met years ago, and they sent me a picture of kevin carrying me through a ballroom. >> caller: and if you go to [ inaudible ] you can see stephanie being even more affectionate.
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>> stephanie: yes, you can. we played the music from "officer and a gentlemen." kevin you scamp. what are you looking at. >> stephanie: you will never guess who has its own twitter feed? >> stephanie: what? >> roland's balls. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> after you. after you. >> stephanie: the first tweet is please stop shoving me in everybody's face. i am not one of your fans. >> i am not one of your fans! >> or two of your fans. >> stephanie: oh boy. >> and we're not
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interchangeable, there is a vast difference. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: oh, lordy. we may have to add roland as an opening juggling act. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ >> and chuck norris. >> stephanie: eric boehlert from media matters. always a pleasure, sir. see you next week. there he goes. [ applause ] (vo) what is said here could decide the election. current tv presents coverage of the presidential debate. with unrivaled analysis and commentary. >> you're going to hear that used as a major talking point. (vo) the only network with real-time reaction straight from the campaigns and from viewers like you. >>now that's politically direct.
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♪ >> i like the humming, it shows her pleasant disposition. the morning hums are what help me get out of bed. >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. roland has been informed that
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his balls have a twitter feed. what is the tag line? >> i have been his best friend since 12 and just like hanging out. and forget yom kippir, i'm more into palm sunday. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: doug in vancouver, good morning, doug. >> caller: good morning. [ inaudible ] joe scarborogh's line. >> oh, sweet jesus. >> caller: i'm a gun owner out here, and i get kind of -- kind of aggravated at the nra and their misquotes and everything. my point is i'm really mad that it is easier for my kid to get
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online and get a thousand rounds of ammo, than a older lady is able to vote. >> stephanie: yep. did you see this. paul ryan buys hunting gear for his 10 year old daughter. i got her a rifle for christmas last year, so i'm getting her ready -- >> i let her practice on the dog first. >> stephanie: yes. nothing like bonding over the body of a dead animal that you just shot with your new christmas rifle. [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: all righty. maybe i'm just one of those big city out of touch liberals with no kids. really? okay. okay. all right. the president in ohio campaigning yesterday. >> obama: i have woken up every single day doing everything i can to give american workers a
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fair shot in this global economy. >> stephanie: yeah and he talked about early voting. >> obama: on october 2nd, which is just six days from now, you get to start voting. [ cheers ] >> stephanie: oh, he is like a little enthusiasm. >> enthusiasm! >> stephanie: election day starts now. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: early voting expected to exceed 2008 levels. the election would be win or lost thank to early voting has now spread to over half of the swing states. and it starts today in iowa and more states to follow. about 35% of the vote will be cast before election day. 78% of all votes in colorado were cast prior to election day in 2008.
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in 2012 the election day will be essentially won or lost before election day. voters have already cast their ballots before the debates are held. >> yes. >> stephanie: which is interesting. sweet jesus. >> oh sweet jesus! >> stephanie: okay. the president on jobs. >> obama: i'm not fighting for democratic jobs or republican jobs, i'm fighting to create american jobs. [ cheers ] >> american jobs in china. because i'm american so therefore -- [ mocking laughter ] >> i'm uncomfortable can you tell. >> stephanie: and the president with his zinger. >> obama: i don't believe we can get very far with a leader who writes off half of the nation as a bunch of victims who never
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take responsibility for their own lives. and as travel around ohio and see this crowd i don't see a lot of victims. >> stephanie: can you hear the crowd as opposed to -- [ crickets chirping ] >> romney ryan come on let's here it. >> my name too. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: joe scarborowu with expletives. >> oh, sweet jesus! >> stephanie: that one on a pop sickle stick. that one. >> yeah. >> stephanie: mason in ohio. good morning. >> caller: good morning, sunshine, how are you doing? >> stephanie: good morning, moon shine. >> caller: a gentlemen that is in marion indiana and had worked at a manufacturing plant,
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which pretty much employs the whole town they were asked to build a stage -- >> stephanie: yeah, they are like, oh good, it's a job building the stage. and then what was the purpose? >> caller: romney came in with some employees and said hey, guys company is closed you are fired, have a good day. it's good to be rich. >> stephanie: thanks for the stage everybody. >> sucks to be you. >> caller: yeah, and after this ad comes out, i don't understand how middle class can back romney. >> stephanie: yeah particularly now since he basically said f-you. >> yeah, exactly. >> stephanie: speaking of ads. >> romney paid 14% in taxes last year on almost [ inaudible ]
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million in income. >> oh, i don't think so. [ mocking laughter ] >> stephanie: is this -- this is the romney ad -- this is him feigning sincerity. >> him looking directly into the camera. >> romney: president obama and i both care about poor and middle-class families, the difference is my policies will make things better for them. we shouldn't measure compassion by how many people are on welfare. >> stephanie: okay. >> wow. >> stirring rhetoric. [ yawning. ] >> oh, wow. is there anything else on? >> stephanie: there will be soon. >> can we watch cartoons? >> stephanie: can we watch cartoons? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: sue in maryland, hi, sue. >> caller: hi. first of all early very happy
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birthday to my young friend. >> stephanie: it is supposed to be a disaster according to my astrology. >> caller: with the global warming it has shifted all of the astro logical finds. >> stephanie: oh, okay. >> caller: i was talking to a friend yesterday and he said he would never rote for romney because he believes that anyone who signed the glover norquist pledge not to raise taxes, should be invalidated and should be impeached. and it made me think that in fact the middle class will be paying more taxes so why aren't romney and ryan being held as accountable by norquist, or is it just as long as rich people don't have to pay lower
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taxes -- >> stephanie: i think when romney said i'm not going to lower your taxes that much norquist said -- >> oh, sweet jesus! >> caller: yeah, i hope this is another nail in the coffin. >> stephanie: yeah. mittens yesterday. >> romney: if he were reelected i can assure you we will be almost $20 trillion in debt and those debts get passed on to our kids. it's not just bad for our economy, or our job creation, in my opinion it is immoral for us to pass on obligations like that to the next generation. >> stephanie: that's why i told george bush -- >> this debt is just out -- oh no, i didn't say that. >> stephanie: corky in rochester, hi corky. >> caller: hello, happy
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birthday. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i listen to glen beck a half hour every night, and he is calling on them to pray away the democrats. pray in the morning, afternoon, and evening -- >> pry for what? the death of democrats or wish them into the corn field? >> caller: yeah, they just go away. >> oh, okay. >> caller: and he is calling for a subtle armed revolution -- >> stephanie: a subtle one now. like in white gloves? >> caller: if you could send him a fruit basket i would appreciate it, because he is losing it. >> stephanie: gee, that's so new for him. he is generally so -- you know together. really? he is becoming unhinged? >> so he is calling for a civil war basically. >> stephanie: in a subtle way, though. you say you want a subtle revolution. >> just go up to people and slap them with white gloves.
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>> stephanie: exactly. >> hey, you, dark kenyan. >> stephanie: jan in arkansas, you are on the "stephanie miller show." welcome, jan. >> caller: thank you. it's wonderful to talk to you. i love you guys. >> stephanie: thank ya. >> caller: i wanted to confirm what you and jacki were talking about, especially for medicare participates, which i am. i am an old liberal. and i got into a medicare advantage plan. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: i was listening to mitt romney -- i'm catholic, and that was penance for having a bad thought -- and i had to listen to his speech and he was saying how millions of seniors were going to lose their medicare advantage plans under obamacare, because they quit paying that extra amount which is part of the $716 billion. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: and this is the time of year that seniors get to
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change their medicare plan. you get once chance a year so i have been waiting for my new packet. and they are still in the game stephanie. my benefits -- i mean what i have to pay now for my services next year, actually are going down. >> stephanie: yep. yep. >> caller: so the plan is better than what it was before. >> stephanie: thank you, jan. because that's exactly the kind of misinformation people send around using sources like sarah palin. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> well, i guess that makes our naughty parts tingle. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ that is a whole bunch of bunk. the powerful may steal an
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♪ they call me -- >> announcer: stephanie ♪ ♪ they call me -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ they call my name they call my name, they call my name ♪ >> stephanie: they call me [ inaudible ]. >> this is a great, great song. >> stephanie: you leave my ting and my tang alone. oh speaking of that roland's ball has 29 followers now. is one more popular than the other? because there could be infighting. >> yeah. >> stephanie: this hour brought to you by go to meeting.
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my listeners can try go to meeting free for 30 days click on the try it free button and type in the promo word stephanie. >> scarborough: oh, sweet jesus! >> ann romney: stop it. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: wow mittens, wow wee -- this is just getting sweet jesusier and jesusier romney assures voters, i care. asked with his ability to empathize with ordinary americans, he cited the health care law. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: wow, that really smacks of desperation. he said don't forget i got everyone in my state insured. 100% of the children got health insurance. so you want to repeal obamacare
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which was based on your plan. >> actually romny care went further >> stephanie: that's awesome. >> so he etch-a-sketched it away, and now he is etch-a-sketching it back. >> obamacare is terrible, and romney care is even worse, i'm for being against it -- >> stephanie: now i'm for it again. he said were we to reelect president obama there's no question in my mind we would face four more difficult years, if i'm elected president -- no when i'm elected president. i'm very pleased with some polls, and not so pleased with others. frankly at this stage, polls go
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up, polls go down. >> computer says no. [ wah wah ] >> there may be a bump or two after the debates on either side. >> stephanie: yeah. mitt romney >> romney: i was yesterday with a woman who was emotional and she said i have been out of work since may, she was in her 50s. she said i don't see any prospects. can you help me? and i said i'm going to do my best to help her and 23 million other americans like you. >> stephanie: i'm going to help you with a suicide net so you can work for $0.23 an hour. i met a humanoid who i am told has emotion -- >> stephanie: they only installed the nets to contain labor costs. that's all. they don't care about the people jumping. >> stephanie: mittens one more
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time. >> romney: there are so many in our country that are hurting right now. i want to help them and create jobs -- >> like letting detroit die. outsourcing jobs to china. >> stephanie: jason in chicago, welcome. >> caller: i was wondering if you guys might be able to address what i see is complicity in what private equity does with their primary investors which are public and private pension funds. romney and bain capital and those types may be the agents of taking over the companies, but in one respect it is the public and private pension funds that are providing the capitol for him to do it in the first place. >> stephanie: you are talking about at bain? >> caller: at bain and other private investors. you have pension funds looking for return on investment to provide pension benefits to their membership but they are
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investing in these vehicles that are going around buying up companies and laying off workers in other areas. >> stephanie: yeah, the whole pitch about his experience at bain is incorrect. the point is not to create jobs it is create wealth for him. >> yes. >> stephanie: elaine that in [ inaudible ]. >> caller: hi. i really like your show. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i am a dyed in the wool liberal. i know when my parents were voting, and she had to be at the polls, i didn't even know anyone on the republican side that was -- you know volunteering. so, you know, i had a really really -- >> stephanie: who is that behind you? >> caller: my dog. that's why i moved out of the
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room. >> stephanie: what is his name? >> caller: they are liberals too. >> stephanie: okay. you have more than one. >> caller: my sincere question is i listen to romney and ryan -- there is that again -- and all of these other people, and i want to know do they really believe everything that they say? >> no. >> stephanie: no. >> they don't they just say everything they need to say to get elected. >> stephanie: and you can tell because it changes daily. her dogs remind me of chester, my beloved st. bernard. who didn't know who jim was for four years. he had a certain like allotted barking when jim came over and
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he would be like okay you are good. he is like the dog tsa. >> i think he was just a little slow. >> which way did it go? [overlapping speakers] >> caller: happy birthday, testifyny. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: are you familiar with that group true the vote that will harass people when they go to vote? >> stephanie: oh, no. >> caller: they said they were going to make people feel like the police were following them. >> stephanie: that's all they are left with. they are desperate. it's unprecedented, the voter suppression tactics. but the good news is they are losing at the -- you know, in the courtrooms, and i think they will lose at the ballot box, so there, nearer. and in addition, nanny, nanny,
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boo boo. >> and honey boo boo. nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in do do. >> stephanie: right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪
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t show, actress, activist, and flyest of the fly girls, rosie perez, generates so much heat, al gore will have to look into it. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ you really got me now, you got
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me so i can't sleep at night ♪ ♪ you really got me, you really got me ♪ ♪ oh no ♪ >> stephanie: get off of the interweb. >> what? >> stephanie: 22 minutes after the hour. >> there is a grumpy cat being tickled, and he is not having any of it. >> stephanie: what is his name? >> tard. >> stephanie: what is going on with the interwebs today. roland's balls have a twitter feed. road flair mary has a twitter fee. she has theme songs now thanks to audra and kate. ♪ oh mary ♪ ♪ you said she blocked ♪
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♪ after all your words of steal ♪ >> you know every time i call in your ratings go up. you know. you know. ♪ road flair mary hold on hold on ♪ ♪ call back mary i would love ♪ ♪ keep holding on ♪ [ applause ] >> stephanie: audra has some pipes on her. but kenny pick does a better mary. i'm sorry jim? >> i'm looking at tard with this gumpy look on his face.
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>> stephanie: wow, we need some sleep. i have a confession -- >> oh, do you need confession music. >> stephanie: yes, please. take your organ out for me won't you. [ organ music ] >> stephanie: steph i have been cheating on my husband with you. my husband dave is a morning host star, and for almost 20 years i have spent every morning listening only to him and suddenly after one little listen to your show i was captivated, i soon started sneaking off of my husband's station looking to you, many times i got so caught up with you and the mooks i forgot about my husband's show. we married in 2002 and it was all perfect until you gave
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along. cue heavenly angels. oh, that's you. >> okay. >> stephanie: my husband and i watch together now. you love to watch, don't you? he loves you too. sometimes i catch you watching you without me. and it just makes me smile. parte. want to know what else makes my smile? we have sexy liberal tickets to seattle! [ applause ] >> she apparently deals with her husband getting up at 3:00 a.m. how does she make that work? >> stephanie: i don't know. let's go to jonathan in pennsylvania. hi, john welcome. >> caller: you are completely beautiful, and jim is totally awesome, sometimes i wish he would slow down because i can't stop laughing.
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and chrisward -- >> stephanie: chris lavoie. >> caller: right. he would appreciate every moment he has with you. and mitt romney trying to be al joelson. [ scooby-doo's "huh?" ] >> because of the brown face. >> caller: and how could anyone who has a car elevator relate to the average american? >> stephanie: well, he can't. but i think your most important point is chris lavoie should treasure every moment he has with me. >> ann romney: stop it. this is hard. you want to try it? get in the ring. this is hard. >> you are lucky i even perform for you bastards. >> caller: i just found you. and if romney gets in we definitely go to war and if we
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went to war, he would have to institute the draft, because that would be the only way we would have enough men and women to fight. >> stephanie: yeah. >> and i right to remind people to vote a straight-party ticket. and thomas jefferson ran on a small government platform and he increased the government by 100%. >> stephanie: oh, my goodness. all right. thank you for that fun fact. let's go to susan in rockford illinois. >> caller: hi. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: when any republican says we need the people. all they mean is they want rich people not losers like us. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: but doesn't it seem like romney is from the town of steph ford like if you don't behave, you get sent away and make pies and if you disagree
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you will killed. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: he just seems awkward like that. >> stephanie: little bit. >> little bit. >> stephanie: little bit awkward. mary in missouri. >> caller: hi, first of all i want to say that thanks to jimmy son now suffers from reince preibus syndrome. >> reince prebus! >> caller: there you go. i want to offer. i don't think it's fair that the conservatives have all of the conspiracy theories and i wanted to offer up my own liberal one. excuse me a minute -- >> stephanie: you have 20 seconds -- >> caller: there's a spot in that secret paper, romney talks about the economy will get better and he doesn't have to do anything if he is elected. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: do you think there's a chance that all of the ceo's in the company with withholding
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hiring from their companies? [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: that very same thing has been said right here. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ (vo) jennifer granholm ... >>for every discouraged voter, there are ten angry ones taking action. trickle down does not work. in romney's world, cars get the elevator and the workers get the shaft. that is a whole bunch of bunk. the powerful may steal an election, but they can't steal democracy.
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you have to stop it. >> stephanie: i have since then flown chatty toddler, and also overly chatty pilot airline. >> our cruising altitude ahhhhh 36,000 feet current heading is ahhhhh 019er. we will be flying over the isthmus of panama -- >> stephanie: i don't care. >> isthmus of panama? >> just cut across the park. >> stephanie: wait we have a love letter i have to share this with bff jacki schechner. >> what do you want now?
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>> stephanie: you have turned on me like one of the junk yard dogs i work with. dee writes dear steph yesterday i went for a ma'am mow gram only because my insurance company finally had to cover it. i was sitting in this beautiful office with women who had never had mammogram, i was sitting next to a woman who was clutching a paper to prove she didn't have to pay for it and she said i am a republican but i'm voting for obama because now i can get a mammogram. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> i'll take it. >> stephanie: i needed a
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littlest -- a littlest again in the fort. >> that's it. >> stephanie: no. have you watched honey boo boo? >> no and i will not. >> stephanie: tlc is watching -- we can watch the holiday ones together y'all. >> oh, god. >> i could not have less interest in that. >> stephanie: her popularity is based apparently on catch phrases like a dolla makes me holla. >> yeah that's so appropriate for ten year olds say. >> be treated to a redneck
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thanksgiving. i'm guessing cheese whiz is involved. >> this is what we put on television. >> but people watch it in droves. >> i know they do. >> stephanie: as you know -- >> and people vote for mitt romney. >> stephanie: i need $50 to make you holla, you know what i mean? >> i only charge 25. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: speaking of bristol palin, she fear there is a drug party -- she has a tape floating around -- there is a video showing her using drugs will hurt her showbiz career. the video was shot in 2006 and it shows 15-year-old bristol smoking marijuana. >> for being an unwed pregnant teenage mother wasn't enough to embarrass her. >> marijuana, parish the thought. >> stephanie: they sure have
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family values up there on the right, don't say? you bet ya. we were saying earlier that paul ryan just bought his ten year old daughter a rifle for christmas. >> she'll shoot her eye out. >> stephanie: right, at ten. >> is she going to stick her tongue on the frozen flag pole. >> do you like that christmas story >> yeah, you are awesome. >> stephanie: my last thing jacki -- >> i have news to do. >> stephanie: the twilight kids are back together. >> i didn't even get a text message from them saying we have broken up. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: hot makeup sex all right. that's all i'm saying. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: all right. back to work now. love ya mean it. >> that's it?
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>> stephanie: that's it. >> i'm so silly. >> stephanie: whatever. i'm just over smoking my dildo. >> stephanie: patrick said the "stephanie miller show" has a new road flair mary cartoon. >> stephanie: i can't wait. >> she is out and about in the real world. >> stephanie: awesome. mary's life when she ventures out? >> exactly. >> in her hover round. >> stephanie: nicole welcome. >> caller: i just want to ask y'all a question, why haven't you gotten ann coulter on the show yet. >> stephanie: i did that once years ago, it was enough. >> scarborough: oh, sweet jesus! >> stephanie: oh, suite jesus. and can i be the official comic book artist for the "stephanie miller show." [ bell chimes ] >> very cool. >> stephanie: yeah awesome.
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ann coulter doesn't believe anything she says. >> you used to be friends with her. >> stephanie: i did not. she used to invite me out to dinner with a bunch of other republican folks back when i -- >> and she figured out when she says crazy things she gets at attention. >> stephanie: that's right. and tbone writes ann coulter is too much man for me. that's true. joel welcome. >> caller: thank you. i wanted to talk about how the gop must be feeling right now with the congressional races, and the fact that their candidate is not only imploding, but he is really creating problems for them in other races. >> stephanie: yeah, that's to me
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the big story now. i have to say. the presidential race is pulling away -- pulling out of the station. i wonder if ann coulter's yellous that roland's balls have their own twitter account. >> i'm more of a man than any liberal is. >> stephanie: back at ya feller. mike in chicago, you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, mike. >> caller: hey stephanie, everyone, long time no talk. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: if the demes can take back the house, they need to fight citizens united by making any contributions over $50,000 non-tax deductible. >> stephanie: good point. i would give anything for the
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tableau of nancy pelosi wrestling that gavel back from john boehner. >> you can't have it! >> stephanie: is this reason enough to get the supreme court justices to strike down super pacs. sheldon adelson, the target of the u.s. money, laundering probe, top reason adelson gave in backing romney is self-defense. mike writes in other worded a elson is spending millions of dollars hoping to fend off charges in asia. and to think there are people out there who still don't think
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we need campaign finance reform. [ applause ] >> stephanie: and he hates mitt romney too. he would have preferred newt gingrich who would have probably been at least quicker at starting a war with iran. >> yes. >> stephanie: so he will settle for the guy that will keep him out of jail, i guess. >> great. >> stephanie: allegedly. we'll be right back with the remaining minutes of the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: i got her number off of the men's room stall. 1-800-steph-1-2. ♪
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>>i jump out of my skin at people when i'm upset. they're doing this this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>that's an understatement, eliot. ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ i don't want to work i want
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to play on the drums all day ♪ ♪ i don't want to play i just want to play and be drunk all day ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." 49 minutes after the hour. sexy liberal john fugelsang tomorrow morning, guess who else? orly tait! [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> she is coming back. >> stephanie: yeah, that was your idea. >> look at me acting surprised. what she is coming back? >> so is disco. >> stephanie: she has already written me. with the downward spiral of the mitt romney campaign we're going to try to help her find another collar for her parachute. >> okay. >> stephanie: she is plucky. >> why isn't she going -- there are questions about mitt romney
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and his eligibility? >> stephanie: right. >> why isn't she going after % him. >> stephanie: yeah. and she makes up some more right-wing troll boy callers, because they seem to follower. ♪ ♪ i have been listening to your show, since i first sat on my remote ♪ ♪ i'm a small business owner who likes to listen to both sides ♪ ♪ i have got some lame half-baked opinions like obama is a kenyan ♪ ♪ and a list of fox news talking points to get through ♪ ♪ like a right-wing troll boy ♪ ♪ talking out my ass about
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subjects i don't even know ♪ ♪ and hogging up all of your phones ♪ >> little bit more. ♪ like i right-wing troll boy ♪ ♪ eating up the airwaves of tv and radio ♪ [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> that was great. >> stephanie: rocky mountain mike is awesome. >> yeah. >> and the vocals were really good too. >> stephanie: yeah. looky hear deb and her husband james, because we have been obsessed all morning with tard the angry cat -- >> he is the grumpy cat -- >> stephanie: right, sure. >> he frowns all the time. >> stephanie: yeah. deb and her husband, say send me pictures of the belgians. steph my husband and i enjoy the
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show, we saw you at stephanie miller dog shirt. >> do you bark in phlegm-ish. >> stephanie: yes, phlegmish. we had to immediately get stephware for me and my two belgian somethings -- look at blaze. look at the rocking the stephwear. >> stephanie: oh penny marshall at 10:00 tomorrow. >> what? >> stephanie: that is awesome. [ applause ] >> totally awesome. we have ourselves a good show here.
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>> stephanie: yeah -- well not today. i haven't slept in a week. i am punchy. >> maybe it's because you miss roland. >> stephanie: yes. hal sparks did this -- it was too good to be true -- i hadn't seen it yet, the political piece -- >> it was front and center -- it was the big headline on "politico".com, and "politico" is not known for its satire -- >> stephanie: the political director did say if ryan wants to run for president he is going to have to wash the stench off of him. >> what "politico" usually does is report the news. >> stephanie: yeah it was too mixed with political comments -- >> it was incredibly
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irresponsible what they did the other day. >> stephanie: although i bet paul ryan is calling him stench now. >> sure, it's a good nickname. >> stephanie: obama will head to nevada on sunday. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: for debate camp. >> it's almost like space camp. >> stephanie: he has already canceled some debate preparation because he is the freaking president. >> yeah. >> stephanie: wow, this sounds fun, florida children are having birthday parties with actual alligator alligators. oh, they have their mouths taped shut. >> that's because they have no
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strength to push up -- >> stephanie: the water might make the tape disintegrate. barrett believes his alligator pool service would be the perfect answer to boring birthday parties. yes, indeed. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i didn't have kids for any number of a billion reasons, chris, and even some stories still astound me. i'm like really are you all drunk? >> we'll give them a can of kerosine and some matches! >> stephanie: really your ten year old daughter -- paul ryan bought her a rifle for christmas, and taking her hunting. really? okay. i just -- i had barbies --
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>> it was a political photo op -- >> stephanie: i was barbies -- i'm not going to say what i did to them -- >> you had barbies. yeah. [overlapping speakers] >> caller: great show today. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: if you want these people out of office you need to get off of your duff and get out there and make sure everybody is registered and get out there, and i would love to sit on mudcat's porch. >> stephanie: you'll have to fight me for it sister. mudcat's porch is all mine.
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joe scarborough could be trying to throw us off that the romny campaign is over. >> scarborough: oh, sweet jesus! >> ann romney: stop it. >> stephanie: dave you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, dave. >> caller: hey, with jobs being such a big topic, do you ever see the textile industry coming back to this country? where is the patriotism of somebody like nike and i'll take your answers off of the air. thank you. >> stephanie: oh, he is all finished with us. >> what does he think this is npr? >> stephanie: yeah i have nothing but time here. john fugelsang sexy liberal with us all three hours tomorrow. >> and penny marshall. >> stephanie: yes. i would like to thank chris lavoie, jim ward the useless
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